Shake The Dust

April 2012

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also Cat kept trying to kiss me last night.

and it was hilarious.

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I just want to cry right now for some reason and I never cry.

I always mess things up

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#sad

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My Roomie talking of a boy who's super shy and hesitant-

• Room mate: Maybe you just gotta tap him on the bottom, like a bottle.
• Me: Like a bottle??
• Room mate: Yeah you know, when the ketchup won't come out, you sort of have to give it a hit

Mar 31, 2012

#lol #omg #funny #bottles #ketchup? #I literally laughed out loud at this

So can I be in a relationship with Netflix orrr..

I mean we spend our nights together so

Mar 31, 20123 notes

#lol

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

johnfenixaran:

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER.

I MEANT LADDER.

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I am on the biggest Shakespear kick oh god

Mar 31, 2012

spent more time socializing with the dog at the party last night than I did with people.

I flock straight to your animals if you let me in your house.

I have a problem

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#party #dog #animals

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