also Cat kept trying to kiss me last night.
and it was hilarious.
I just want to cry right now for some reason and I never cry.
I always mess things up
- Room mate: Maybe you just gotta tap him on the bottom, like a bottle.
- Me: Like a bottle??
- Room mate: Yeah you know, when the ketchup won't come out, you sort of have to give it a hit
So can I be in a relationship with Netflix orrr..
I mean we spend our nights together so
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
I MEANT LADDER.
I am on the biggest Shakespear kick oh god
spent more time socializing with the dog at the party last night than I did with people.
I flock straight to your animals if you let me in your house.
I have a problem