September 2012
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
infinityongay:
friendly reminder that in high school mitt romney and his friends violently assaulted a boy because mitt thought him having long hair was weird and wrong
Amazing excerpt from The Newsroom
Will: Miss Greer, you mentioned creeping Islam, are you concerned about creeping Christianity?
Phylis Greer: [laughing] Only that it's not creeping fast enough.
Will: Okay. Here are some things done on American soil in the name of Christianity. The Ku Klux Klan burned down black churches, raped women, murdered civil rights workers, murdered children and terrorized communities for over a century. The neo nazis all acted and continue to act in the name of white christian supremacy. The army of god fatally attacks abortion clinics and doctors across the country. The covenant, the sword and the arm of the lord targets local police and federal agents. The federal building in Oklahoma City. The attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan and the successful assassinations of Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, John Lennon, and Abraham Lincoln, all perpetrated by Christians. Miss Greer, we weren't attacked by Muslims, we were attacked by sociopaths, and I for one would join you in protesting a community center for the criminally insane, but no one is suggesting building one.
August 2012
maozedung:
“…but you may work alone if you wish.”
recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god...
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Watchsometimes I just need something that makes me cry so I can let all my feelings out.
there is almost nothing better than a fantastic smelling room
I love burning oils.
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“Everything I need to know about someone I can tell by their music tastes and their shoes.”
lol no
man i really want some barbecue right now
too hi 4 this
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unclefather:
i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway
feathernotdot:
Dirty Projectors - Dance For You
Normal person sees a full moon: oh wow that's pretty
Me looking at a full moon: my waterbending is stronger than ever
vaax asked: Always a good day to be a Panther
pizzaxtakeover:
franksroofing:
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
Ask Pelham High School. School trip dudes I know jumped the fences and stuff. Spanked a rhino. and played with other critters
that is 100% true. Oh Pelham..
