i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
”As long as I got my suit and tie”
”What is that clipped on?”
”My skin”
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“A bad joke, Your Grace.”
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me arriving at the gates of hell
Me stealin your girl
me arriving at school
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Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
LMAO
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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#47c639
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